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Trans Poly U. Fight Song

Words: © 2001 by Tom Smith
Music: "Notre Dame Fight Song"
Girl Genius, Agatha Heterodyne, and Transylvania Polygnostic ™ & © Studio Foglio, Inc. Used with permission.
For over a quarter of a century, Phil Foglio has been making comic book fans laugh like crazy. His classics include What's New? with Phil and Dixie for Dragon and InQuest magazines, Angel and the Ape and Stanley and His Monster for DC Comics, and of course MythAdventures (adapting the book by Robert Asprin), Buck Godot, and the best damn adult comic book ever, XXXenophile. His current series (co-created with his lovely wife Kaja), Girl Genius, chronicles the adventures of the exquisite Agatha Heterodyne in a fantastical gaslamp world where Mad Science has conquered all. Much of the early action takes place at a "typical" School for Mad Scientists, Transylvania Polygnostic University. One fine day, Phil asked me to write the University's official Fight Song. Oh, YEAH, sign me up!

Cheer, cheer for Trans Poly U,
Rise, our creations, here's what to do,
Show their folly, watch them fry, as
We call the lightning from the sky.

What tho' the odds be great or be small,
Trans Poly U will rule over all,
This entire world will fall, and
Worship Trans Poly U.

2, 4, 6, 8,
You can't beat what we create!
It's all right, it's all good,
Those blind fools never understood.
That's okay, they won't score,
That's what this new Death Ray's for.
Punch 'em inna head, kick 'em inna ditch,
Forget the Hail Mary -- throw the switch!

Cheer, cheer for Trans Poly U,
This is a day that their team will rue,
They run plays, but we've got plans, we'll
Make them give in to our demands!

All of them laughed, but soon they will see,
Ruling the world is our destiny,
Starting with this game will do, so
Fight on, Trans Poly U!

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